NOTE: This is the abridged version, in which all the annoying clan channel chatter has been removed. You can find the full version at: http://mudprawns.pbwiki.com/f/Fallon%20the%20Fruster.txt /// It begins...Fallon needs a date \\\ Fallon tells Brin: "Do u want a date." Fallon tells Brin: "Do u want a date then." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "Sure!" Fallon tells Brin: "I hav go cash tho." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "That's OK! As long as you're sexy, it'll do." Fallon tells Brin: "Meet me at the inn." Fallon tells Brin: "Cum 2 me at the crystal leaf in." Fallon tells Brin: "Where r u." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "Hmm, I don't know if I should.. I'm engaged." Fallon tells Brin: "So." Fallon tells Brin: "Hav a 1 night stand." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "But my fiance's real jealous and tough! And.. and.. I'm scared." Fallon tells Brin: "U b ok babe." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "But you don't know him!" Fallon tells Brin: "Who is he." Fallon tells Brin, "Sum on." Fallon tells Brin, "Cum rather." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "I'm shy, though.. You seem so sophisticated compared to me.." Fallon tells Brin, "U will b ok once we hav started." Brin tells Night Crawler Fallon, "Did you.. did you.. want to have sex?" Fallon tells Brin, "Wudnt mind it." /// A large group has gathered, everyone is shrouded and the room darkened. \\\ Fallon enters from the south. Brin Ohmsford says to Fallon, "I've never had sex before.." Brin blushes furiously. Fallon gives Brin a long snog. Brin Ohmsford says, "But.. please be gentle." Fallon gives Brin a long snog. Brin Ohmsford says, "I'm very fragile." Brin giggles happily. Night Crawler Fallon says, "Just use emotes." Brin strokes herself tenderly. Brin Ohmsford says, "So.. what do I do?" Brin nibbles on her fingernails absentmindedly. Night Crawler Fallon flops his 7 inch dick outr. Opening her mouth wide, Brin gapes in wonder at Fallon. Night Crawler Fallon feels brins large tits. Brin blushes furiously. His tongue dancing gracefully, Fallon kisses Brin with melting passion. Brin Ohmsford says, "Shouldn't we go a bit slower?" Night Crawler Fallon says, "Wot u mean." Brin Ohmsford says, "I'm still wearing all my clothes." Brin raises her hand to her mouth and titters girlishly. Night Crawler Fallon says, "Take them off then." Brin shuffles her feet uneasily. Brin Ohmsford says, "Then what will you do to me?" Night Crawler Fallon says, "Erm." Night Crawler Fallon says, "I cud lick u out." Brin Ohmsford says, "Are you going to put ALL of that inside me?" Brin gulps nervously. Brin Ohmsford says, "It's just.. it's so big." Night Crawler Fallon says, "Thank." Brin stares at your 7 inch dick in amazement Brin wiggles her hips suggestively towards Fallon. Brin Ohmsford says, "Can I.. can I.. touch it?" Night Crawler Fallon inserts hiss dick into brins fine body. Brin jumps back in fright, shocked by your forwardness Night Crawler Fallon frusts in and out of brin. Night Crawler Fallon says, "Oh sorry." Night Crawler Fallon says, "U want 2 go slow." Brin Ohmsford says, "Yes.." Night Crawler Fallon says, "K then." Brin watches you nervously, still in shock Night Crawler Fallon says, "Touch it fi u like." Brin Ohmsford says, "I'd like it.. if you could be romantic.." Night Crawler Fallon says, "Wot u want me do babe." Brin Ohmsford reaches over and has a good grope. Night Crawler Fallon says, "Arent u gonna take off ur cloths." Brin Ohmsford says, "I don't know.. just.. something romantic." Night Crawler Fallon strokes brin body. Brin pokes your dick suspiciously Brin Ohmsford says, "It's kind of soft." Brin Ohmsford says, "And it's a funny colour." Night Crawler Fallon put his had on brins wet pussy turning him hard. Brin Ohmsford says, "Is it supposed to be green?" Brin Ohmsford says, "And is it meant to have warts on it?" Brin Ohmsford says, "And why is it just flopping?" Brin Ohmsford says, "Don't you find me sexy?" Night Crawler Fallon says, "Yeh dead bad." Brin Ohmsford says, "Don't you find my body attractive?" Night Crawler Fallon puts 2 fingers into brin hot wet pussy frigging her fastly. Night Crawler Fallon rubs brins clit. Brin Ohmsford says, "That's my armpit!" Brin wipes off her wet armpits Brin Ohmsford says, "Because I need you to be romantic." Brin Ohmsford says, "You gotta make me feel like a woman, babe." His tongue dancing gracefully, Fallon kisses Brin with melting passion. Brin Ohmsford says, "I know what will turn me on!" Brin Ohmsford says, "If you play with yourself." Brin wipes the spit off of her mouth Brin Ohmsford says, "I like to watch." Brin winks knowingly. Brin Ohmsford says, "Rub that big cock babe." Brin closes the door the south. Night Crawler Fallon grasp his cock and starts to wank. Brin Ohmsford says, "Harder baby, harder." Night Crawler Fallon hand is ruching up and down is hard cock. Brin Ohmsford says, "Let me see you cum." Brin drools slightly as she watches. Night Crawler Fallon wanks fast turning him on. Brin Ohmsford says, "Mmmm.. go on baby, stroke it faster." Night Crawler Fallon wanks as his large cock shotts cum every where. Night Crawler Fallon says, "U turned on yet." Brin jumps out of the way of your cum shot Brin Ohmsford says, "Well.." Brin Ohmsford says, "I'm trying.. I really am.." Night Crawler Fallon says, "U play wit ur self then." Night Crawler Fallon says, "I join in." Brin Ohmsford says, "I have a secret." Night Crawler Fallon says, "Wot." Brin Ohmsford says, "I've been a bad girl.." Brin Ohmsford says, "A really, really bad girl.." Brin Ohmsford says, "You see.." Night Crawler Fallon says, "Wot u dun." Brin Ohmsford says, "My friends are watching us right now.." Oceania rolls on the floor in front of Fallon, laughing. Kalydros rolls on the floor in front of Fallon, laughing. Angela rolls on the floor in front of Fallon, laughing. Bragon rolls on the floor in front of Fallon, laughing. Vermillion rolls on the floor, laughing. Brin rolls on the floor, laughing. Ladriella rolls on the floor in front of Fallon, laughing. Night Crawler Fallon says, "Lol." Inquisitor Kalydros, Pain's Advocate says, "Fallon." The Ohmsford Emporium. This shop is closed. Boards cover the windows, heavy fabrics protect tables stacked on top of one another, and a fine layer of dust has begun to accumulate on the countertops. The body of a young rat lies here. There are two corpses of a rat here. There are three corpses of a baby rat here. A ghast eyes you with an everburning hatred in its eyes. A young rat cautiously noses about for food here. A grizzled old rat sits here, fearlessly. Inquisitor Kalydros, Pain's Advocate is here, shrouded. He wields a tower shield in his left hand and an obsidian dagger in his right. Night Crawler Fallon is here. He wields an Amber Sword in his right hand. Brin Ohmsford is here, shrouded. She wields an obsidian dagger in her left hand and a wooden club in her right. Sister Ladriella, Student of the Mind is here, shrouded. Lady Angela Amaratha is here, shrouded. She wields a shining steel longsword in her left hand and a shining steel longsword in her right. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale. You see exits leading south (closed door) and down (closed door). The corners of Brin's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously. Inquisitor Kalydros, Pain's Advocate says, "You definately DON'T have a career in porn awaiting you." Oceania says, "That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen." Vermillion chuckles long and heartily. Brin Ohmsford says, "OH god, dude.." Ladriella pats Fallon in a friendly manner. Oceania cackles hellishly. Archduke Vermillion Bouchard says, "Dude mudsex just ain't for you." Bragon utters a deep, rumbling laugh. Inquisitor Kalydros, Pain's Advocate says, "That is the worst fucking shit I have ever seen." Sister Ladriella, Student of the Mind says to Fallon, "If you had been any better, it just wouldnt have been as funny." Brin grins mischievously at Ladriella. Archduke Vermillion Bouchard says, "And seven inches?" Valistar tells you, "He has been stealing from shops and killing Novices." Vermillion gives a pained sigh. Brin Ohmsford says to Fallon, "You lame little newbie." Oceania says, "Flops out?" Archduke Vermillion Bouchard says, "Frust?" Lady Angela Amaratha says to Fallon, "Put that thing away!" Angela points a shining steel longsword at Fallon. Fallon throws his arms wide and a piercing cry rings from his lips. Inquisitor Kalydros, Pain's Advocate says, "Look only a insecure insiginificant prepubescent idiot measures." Fallon is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering image of the Hyena momentarily overlaps him. Fallon strikes brutally at Brin, and shreds her flesh. Brin twists her body out of harm's way. A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Brin. Bragon clenches his fist and chortles "Ooer!" Kalydros touches Fallon, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers. Brin rolls on the floor, laughing. Angela swings a shining steel longsword at Fallon with all her might. Fallon's close suddenly as he falls asleep. Angela misses Fallon with a shining steel longsword. Oceania sink her fangs into Fallon, camus flowing into his veins. Fallon screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom. Fallon wakes up with a gasp of pain. Archduke Vermillion Bouchard says, "Mina." Brin touches Fallon, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers. Fallon's flesh has withered beyond tolerance and he collapses to the ground in a heap of decayed flesh. Fallon has been slain by Brin. Brin bends over the corpse on the ground, a sneer dominating her features. You struggle to hold back the instinct to retch as Brin suddenly leaps to her feet with a mortal heart in her hands. /// Fallon went on to suicide, sorry girls. \\\